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1 Happy 40th Birthday Gifts for Women Funny 40 Year Old Bday Gift Gag Dirty 40th Birthday Party Ideas... Happy 40th Birthday Gifts for Women Funny 40 Year Old Bday Gift Gag Dirty 40th Birthday Party...
2 Funny I'm 40 Birthday Balloons Gold So Happy I'm 40 Today Party Banner Hello 40/Cheers to Forty... Funny I'm 40 Birthday Balloons Gold So Happy I'm 40 Today Party Banner Hello 40/Cheers to Forty...
3 Funny Birthday 30th 40th 50th 60th Card Dirty For Her Him Cards for friend Cards for Sister Cards... Funny Birthday 30th 40th 50th 60th Card Dirty For Her Him Cards for friend Cards for Sister Cards...
4 JeVenis Kissing My 30s Goodbye Decorations Kissing My 30s Goodbye Banner Balloons 40th Birthday... JeVenis Kissing My 30s Goodbye Decorations Kissing My 30s Goodbye Banner Balloons 40th Birthday...
5 40 Rocks Birthday Cake Topper - Fabulous Forty Years Anniversary Black Glitter Guitar Cake Décor -... 40 Rocks Birthday Cake Topper - Fabulous Forty Years Anniversary Black Glitter Guitar Cake Décor...
6 40th Birthday Wine Tumbler 39 Plus One Middle Finger for Women Men Friends, 12 Oz Insulated... 40th Birthday Wine Tumbler 39 Plus One Middle Finger for Women Men Friends, 12 Oz Insulated...
7 1981 40th Birthday Gifts for Women - is You 40 Candle - Dirty 40 Gifts for Best Friends, Sister,... 1981 40th Birthday Gifts for Women - is You 40 Candle - Dirty 40 Gifts for Best Friends, Sister,...
8 6 40th Birthday Wine Bottle Labels or Stickers Present, Dirty Thirsty Flirty Forty Bday Gifts For... 6 40th Birthday Wine Bottle Labels or Stickers Present, Dirty Thirsty Flirty Forty Bday Gifts For...
9 Dad Birthday Card | Funny Pop Up Birthday Cards For Men | 3D Popup Of Old Man Bday Fart Killing... Dad Birthday Card | Funny Pop Up Birthday Cards For Men | 3D Popup Of Old Man Bday Fart Killing...
10 Funny So Happy I'm 40 Today Cake Topper - Glitter Fabulous Forty Years Birthday Cake Décor - Cheers... Funny So Happy I'm 40 Today Cake Topper - Glitter Fabulous Forty Years Birthday Cake Décor -...
11 Fiesta 40th Birthday Cake Topper - Green Glitter Sombrero Mustache Forty Days Wedding Anniversary... Fiesta 40th Birthday Cake Topper - Green Glitter Sombrero Mustache Forty Days Wedding Anniversary...
12 Straight Outta My Thirties T-Shirt Funny 40th Birthday Gift Straight Outta My Thirties T-Shirt Funny 40th Birthday Gift
13 How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
14 Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Accoutrements Emergency Underpants
15 Cock Coloring Book For Adults: Penis Coloring Book For Adults Containing 40 Stress Reliving Funny... Cock Coloring Book For Adults: Penis Coloring Book For Adults Containing 40 Stress Reliving Funny...
16 CORRURE 18pcs Birthday Button Pins 2.35' - Party Birthday Pins for the Whole Birthday Squad - Unisex... CORRURE 18pcs Birthday Button Pins 2.35" - Party Birthday Pins for the Whole Birthday Squad -...
17 Grease (40th Anniversary) (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) Grease (40th Anniversary) (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
18 Grumpy Old Men Grumpy Old Men
19 The Fortune Men: A novel The Fortune Men: A novel
20 What The F*ck Is My Password: A Password Tracker So You Can Log Into Your Shit Without Brain Farts -... What The F*ck Is My Password: A Password Tracker So You Can Log Into Your Shit Without Brain Farts...
Bestseller No. 1
Happy 40th Birthday Gifts for Women Funny 40 Year Old Bday Gift Gag Dirty 40th Birthday Party Ideas...
  • 【EXPRESS YOUR LOVE】Our vintage wine glasses are designed to help you express your love to your lovely ones. The glasses come in a classy design...
  • 【PREMIUM QUALITY】The stemless wine glass is made of premium quality materials and sturdy construction to last for a long time, giving value to...
  • 【VERSATILE WINE GLASS】The unique vintage liquor glass can be used in different ways. You can use our vintage glasses to decorate your birthday,...
  • 【IDEAL FOR ALL OCCASIONS】Our wine glasses for birthdays are perfect for all occasions. You can use the vintage wine glass for both official and...
  • 【TIMELESS GIFT IDEA】This fantastic vintage wine glass set makes an excellent gift ideal for your loved ones on their memorable days. It is a...
Bestseller No. 2
Funny I'm 40 Birthday Balloons Gold So Happy I'm 40 Today Party Banner Hello 40/Cheers to Forty...
  • 🥂APPLICATION: I'm 40 balloons are great to decorate for the hello 40 party, cheers to 40 years old party, 40 & fabulous party, funny 40 years old...
  • 🍻DECORATION: Suit for hanging from the window, room, branches and ceilings, dessert tables, party background, the adornment of the integral...
  • 🍺SIZE: Each letter balloons length approx is 16", Champagne Bottle Balloon Size: 42.5''x19.7",Gobet Balloon Size: 37.4''x11.8''. Get 40th birthday...
  • 🍻EASY ASSEMBLED: All the balloons are easy to assemble. All you need to do is use the straw in the package to blow up the balloons(use a pump would...
  • 🥂GUARANTEE: We're absolutely sure you'll love our product - if you are not satisfied with the set, we provide 15 days' money-back. Your...
Bestseller No. 4
JeVenis Kissing My 30s Goodbye Decorations Kissing My 30s Goodbye Banner Balloons 40th Birthday...
  • Kissing my 30's goodbye is the ultimate way to celebrate your milestone!
  • Our Kissing my 30's goodbye Balloon is the perfect way to celebrate your 40th Birthday and adds to your birthday party decor.
  • You can inflate them yourself with air and a straw. The balloons are not made to float with helium
  • Note: the package comes non-inflate. Fill this balloon with air or helium. This Balloon is reusable, if it looses air you can fill it up again and...
  • Celebrating a milestone birthday and need to add a touch of sparkle to your party? Our Kissing my 30's goodbye Balloon is perfect for that special...
Bestseller No. 5
40 Rocks Birthday Cake Topper - Fabulous Forty Years Anniversary Black Glitter Guitar Cake Décor -...
  • 🎊🎊Size: Suitable for 6 - 12 inches wide cake, you can adjust the inserting depth of it to adjust the height of cake topper.
  • 🎊🎊Material: Made from thick and sturdy paper with paper stickers, safe to insert into the cake. Color: bright gold glitter, super shiny under...
  • 🎊🎊 🎊🎊 Suitable for many occasions : Man or woman 40th birthday party, weddings anniversary, winter holidays, carnival. perfect for...
  • 🎊🎊This cute cake topper is originality of designing, bright color and lightweight, create happiness and cheeriness atmosphere , the perfect...
  • 🎊🎊Conditions: Your satisfaction is assured. And if you have any questions, please contact us, we will solve it ASAP.
SaleBestseller No. 6
40th Birthday Wine Tumbler 39 Plus One Middle Finger for Women Men Friends, 12 Oz Insulated...
  • 40TH BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR WOMEN: This wine tumbler with funny saying is a wonderful idea for you send it to women, friends, aunts, ancles, boss, teacher...
  • EASY TO CLEAN: The insulated wine tumbler comes to you including: eco-friendly Staineless steel STRAW; STRAW CLEANER and wine tumbler CLEANING SPONGE...
  • WELL-MADE WINE TUMBLER: Constructed of 18/8 food-grade stainless steel, this insulated wine tumbler is sturdy and built to last. BPA free clear lid...
  • INSULATED THERMAL DESIGN: Our designer has tested that the stainless steel insulated wine tumbler with double wall insulated design keeps your drinks...
  • MORE DETAILS FOR YOU: This 39+ middle finger wine tumbler not only inludes leak proof lid also straw and silicone tips which are soft enough that...
Bestseller No. 7
1981 40th Birthday Gifts for Women - is You 40 Candle - Dirty 40 Gifts for Best Friends, Sister,...
  • 【40th Birthday Gifts for Women】Each tumbler comes individually gift boxed. Scented candle with funny saying? Print on the front. These...
  • 【Gift For The Fabulous People In Your Life】Let everyone know that your friend is fabulous and one of your best friends also! These natural scented...
  • 【Perfect Gifts For Many Occasions】A novelty gift for Birthday, christmas, mothers day, fathers day, class reunion, anniversary or retirement....
  • 【Eco-friendly And Reusable Glass】The scented candle is made from 100% natural soy wax, soy wax provides a slower and cleaner burn, which is better...
  • 【Premium Lavender Fragrance】Relaxation is the main benefit of lavender-scented candles. The candle is great for sleep-promoting and relief from...
Bestseller No. 8
6 40th Birthday Wine Bottle Labels or Stickers Present, Dirty Thirsty Flirty Forty Bday Gifts For...
  • BIRTHDAY WINE BOTTLE LABELS - Includes 6 unique 40th Birthday Party wine bottle labels. The perfect, unique birthday gift for her. INCLUDES Set of 6...
  • AMAZING BIRTHDAY PRESENT - These 40th Birthday Wine Labels are going to be a hit at the birthday party and everyone will ask you where you got them!...
  • PERFECT PARTY DECOR - Wine labels make for the perfect, unique party decorations! Everyone will enjoy the funny sayings and eye-catching design.
  • EASY TO USE - WATERPROOF AND MADE IN USA – These labels are made to withstand any chilled wine. Waterproof stickers are durable and sure to last!...
  • STANDARD SIZE – Our 4” x 5” adhesive labels will fit the front of most standard wine bottles. Minor assembly required- just peel and stick to...
Bestseller No. 9
Dad Birthday Card | Funny Pop Up Birthday Cards For Men | 3D Popup Of Old Man Bday Fart Killing...
  • They Won't Stop Chuckling ... and blushing! A bit naughty, surely inappropriate, and a ton of fun, this cheeky pop up birthday card will have the...
  • The Card They'll Want to Display ... We're out to make you snort. That's why we design our pop up cards with next-level attention to detail. Open up...
  • Room to Write Your Heart Out ... Every funny birthday greeting card comes with a blank notepaper for a personalized message. Make it warm & heartfelt...
  • We Take Funny Business Very Seriously .... It's what we're all about at Dirty Pop Cards. Unlike other 3D birthday cards for women and men that arrive...
  • Spark Smiles with Total Peace of Mind ... Love it or your money back; that's the Dirty Pop Cards' promise. Whether you're looking for birthday gifts...
Bestseller No. 10
Funny So Happy I'm 40 Today Cake Topper - Glitter Fabulous Forty Years Birthday Cake Décor - Cheers...
  • 🖕🖕 Size:Suitable for 6 - 12 inches wide cake, you can adjust the inserting depth of it to adjust the height of cake topper.
  • 🖕🖕PREMIUM QUALITY: Made from non-shed heavy-duty glitter cardstock more attractive and funny.
  • 🖕🖕 Brighten up your party with this gorgeous cake topper! This cake topper is perfect for funny 40th birthday party, weddings anniversary,...
  • 🖕🖕 This cake topper is creating an incredible and unique party for your, coordinate all of the little details for your party. Make your dessert...
  • 🖕🖕Conditions: Your satisfaction is assured. And if you have any questions, please contact us, we will solve it ASAP.
Bestseller No. 11
Fiesta 40th Birthday Cake Topper - Green Glitter Sombrero Mustache Forty Days Wedding Anniversary...
  • 🌻🌻 Size: Suitable for 6 - 12 inches wide cake, you can adjust the inserting depth of it to adjust the height of cake topper.
  • 🌻🌻 Material: Made from thick and sturdy paper with paper stickers, safe to insert into the cake. Color: bright Gold glitter, super shiny under...
  • 🌻🌻 Suitable for many occasions: Man or woman 40th birthday party, 40 days weddings anniversary, baby's 40th days, summer holidays, carnival...
  • 🌻🌻 This cute cake topper is originality of designing, bright color and lightweight, create happiness and cheeriness atmosphere , the perfect...
  • 🌻🌻 Conditions: Your satisfaction is assured. And if you have any questions, please contact us, we will solve it ASAP
Bestseller No. 12
Straight Outta My Thirties T-Shirt Funny 40th Birthday Gift
  • Perfect Birthday Gift Idea for Men / Women - Straight Outta My Thirties Shirt. Cool gift for your dad, daddy, brother, sister, husband, boyfriend,...
  • Joke Vintage Straight Outta My 30s TShirt. Complete your collection of bday accessories for him / her (hat, decorations, cake topper, purple v neck,...
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
SaleBestseller No. 13
How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
  • Product Dimensions: 3.5 x 0.75 x 3.75"
  • Author: Mary McHugh
  • Length: 144 pages
  • ISBN-13: 978-0740781551
  • NOTE: Book is brand new, but may have very minor shelf wear.
Bestseller No. 14
Accoutrements Emergency Underpants
  • Great gag gift, useful as well
  • Safe, sanitary and secure
  • The Emergency Underpants come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin and contain one pair of disposable unisex underpants.
  • Fits most adults
Bestseller No. 15
Cock Coloring Book For Adults: Penis Coloring Book For Adults Containing 40 Stress Reliving Funny...
  • Owens, Jenny (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 82 Pages - 05/17/2017 (Publication Date) - CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (Publisher)
Bestseller No. 16
CORRURE 18pcs Birthday Button Pins 2.35" - Party Birthday Pins for the Whole Birthday Squad - Unisex...
  • ✅ BEST BUTTONS FOR EVERY PARTY -- A fun addition to any birthday party. This set includes 18 Birthday Buttons: 17 "Birthday Squad" and 1 piece "It's...
  • ✅ GREAT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SQUAD -- Get your friends together for an awesome celebration. You can even let them keep these cool buttons as a unique...
  • ✅ PREMIUM QUALITY, EASY TO USE -- The pin-back buttons are made of durable metal that you can use for years to come. Each button pin has a close...
  • ✅ PERFECT SIZE -- Each button measures around 2.25 inches (exactly 2.35") so it looks great on any shirt, dress, bag, hat, fanny pack, purse,...
  • ✅ SET THE PARTY MOOD -- These buttons are perfect for any birthday or anniversary party, including 16th, 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th or anything in...
Bestseller No. 18
Grumpy Old Men
  • Amazon Prime Video (Video on Demand)
  • Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret (Actors)
  • Donald Petrie (Director) - Mark Steven Johnson (Writer) - John Davis (Producer)
  • English (Playback Language)
  • English (Subtitle)
Bestseller No. 19
The Fortune Men: A novel
  • Amazon Kindle Edition
  • Mohamed, Nadifa (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 332 Pages - 12/14/2021 (Publication Date) - Knopf (Publisher)
Bestseller No. 20
What The F*ck Is My Password: A Password Tracker So You Can Log Into Your Shit Without Brain Farts -...
  • For Mankind, Gag Gifts (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 80 Pages - 11/17/2019 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)

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FAQ:

Q: What are the best jokes about 40th birthday?

A: 40 Best Jokes About Turning 40 6 “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.”. Gives your brain a list of things it’s not going to do… 17 Wishing you a warm and bright 40th birthday.. It couldn’t be any other way with that many candles on your cake. In… 25 When you’re 40 you have so …

Q: Is it possible to throw a 40th birthday party?

A: It’s your blowout 40th birthday party! Just make sure it’s casual enough that guests won’t be caught off-guard by attire, and be sure they have a safe way to get home afterwards.

Q: How well do you Know Yourself by your 40th birthday?

A: A Reasonable Bedtime. You might be staring down your 40th birthday like it’s the barrel of a gun, but turning the big 4-0 shouldn’t be all doom and gloom. By now you’ve probably got a fairly good grasp on who you are. You know who your real friends are, and you’ve finally found somebody who will reliably give you a decent haircut.

Q: What happens after you turn 40 years old?

A: After you turn 40… Every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell! Be an optimist when people call you middle-aged. At least you’re not end-aged! Wishing you a warm and bright 40th birthday. It couldn’t be any other way with that many candles on your cake.