20 Best Funny Poop Sayings [2024]

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1 2 Pieces Funny Bathroom Signs Would Poop Here Again Bathroom Box Sign Humor Toilet Box Plaque... 2 Pieces Funny Bathroom Signs Would Poop Here Again Bathroom Box Sign Humor Toilet Box Plaque...
2 Shh. Nevermind, Time to Poop Mug - Funny Poop Mug - 13OZ Glass Coffee Mug - Mugs For Women, Boss,... Shh. Nevermind, Time to Poop Mug - Funny Poop Mug - 13OZ Glass Coffee Mug - Mugs For Women, Boss,...
3 Foot Traffic, Men's Wacky Novelty Socks, Poop Happens (Shoe Sizes 7-12) Foot Traffic, Men's Wacky Novelty Socks, Poop Happens (Shoe Sizes 7-12)
4 I Don't Eat Anything That Poops: Sarcastic Vegan Journal - 6'x 9' 120 Blank Lined Pages Joke Diary -... I Don't Eat Anything That Poops: Sarcastic Vegan Journal - 6"x 9" 120 Blank Lined Pages Joke Diary...
5 Downtown Pet Supply Fun Pet Dog Doggie Cat Poop Waste Bags for Large and Small Dogs, Refill Rolls... Downtown Pet Supply Fun Pet Dog Doggie Cat Poop Waste Bags for Large and Small Dogs, Refill Rolls...
6 Primitives by Kathy 28599 Classic Box Sign, 3' x 4.5', Until Someone Giggles Primitives by Kathy 28599 Classic Box Sign, 3" x 4.5", Until Someone Giggles
7 Shh.. Nevermind, Time to Poop Mug - Funny Poop Mug - 11OZ Coffee Mug - Mugs For men- Poop Coffee mug... Shh.. Nevermind, Time to Poop Mug - Funny Poop Mug - 11OZ Coffee Mug - Mugs For men- Poop Coffee...
8 Oooh Yeah Women's Crew Funny Novelty Socks Poop Oooh Yeah Women's Crew Funny Novelty Socks Poop
9 Would Poop Here Again Sign - Toilet Decor 6x12 Rustic Wood Plaque - Funny Bathroom Signs Would Poop Here Again Sign - Toilet Decor 6x12 Rustic Wood Plaque - Funny Bathroom Signs
10 Slime Simulator Games Slime Simulator Games
11 A Mug To Keep – I Didn't Fart My A Blew You A Kiss - 11 Ounces Gift Coffee Mug – Funny... A Mug To Keep – I Didn't Fart My A Blew You A Kiss - 11 Ounces Gift Coffee Mug – Funny...
12 Blue Q Socks, Women's Crew, I'm A Delicate F--king Flower Women's shoe size 5-10(One size) Blue Q Socks, Women's Crew, I'm A Delicate F--king Flower Women's shoe size 5-10(One size)
13 Cat Kid Comic Club: A Graphic Novel (Cat Kid Comic Club #1): From the Creator of Dog Man Cat Kid Comic Club: A Graphic Novel (Cat Kid Comic Club #1): From the Creator of Dog Man
14 Winnie the Pooh (2011) Winnie the Pooh (2011)
15 Ask Me What's for Dinner One More Time: Inappropriate Thoughts on Motherhood Ask Me What's for Dinner One More Time: Inappropriate Thoughts on Motherhood
16 Cedar Crate Market - Would Poop Here Again Sign on a Candle, Funny Candle Gift for Women or Men,... Cedar Crate Market - Would Poop Here Again Sign on a Candle, Funny Candle Gift for Women or Men,...
17 IT'S OK TO FART Socks by Gumball Poodle: Make A Statement, Unisex Gym Sock: Gray, Orange and Yellow IT'S OK TO FART Socks by Gumball Poodle: Make A Statement, Unisex Gym Sock: Gray, Orange and Yellow
18 BarkBox 300 ct. Dog Waste Poop Bags, 3 Patterns/Roll, Environment-Friendly, Leak-Proof, Durable,... BarkBox 300 ct. Dog Waste Poop Bags, 3 Patterns/Roll, Environment-Friendly, Leak-Proof, Durable,...
19 My Talking Tom 2 My Talking Tom 2
20 The Official BS Button The Official BS Button
Bestseller No. 1
2 Pieces Funny Bathroom Signs Would Poop Here Again Bathroom Box Sign Humor Toilet Box Plaque...
  • Rustic farmhouse style: wooden bathroom decor adopts a rustic design, mainly in black and white colors, which can fully show the rustic style and give...
  • Easy to use and match: the bathroom wooden sign is in the shape of a box and has a appropriate thickness, which is convenient for you to place it...
  • Quality material: humor toilet box plaque is made of MDF wood material, which is thick and solid enough to serve you for a long time; Reliable...
  • Wide applications: rustic wooden bathroom decoration adopts classic design and funny sayings 'Would Poop Here Again' and 'You Never Know What You Have...
  • Package content: you will get 2 different styles of funny bathroom box signs, each measures about 4 x 5 inches and 1.2 inches in thickness, the proper...
Bestseller No. 2
Shh. Nevermind, Time to Poop Mug - Funny Poop Mug - 13OZ Glass Coffee Mug - Mugs For Women, Boss,...
  • -SARCASM IS YOUR LANGUAGE: This mug will show of what are you made. Share your happiness with everybody around you. Start your beautiful mornings with...
  • QUALITY THAT LAST: Made from Premium smooth, scratch-resistant Quality lead free Glass for outstanding durability. The Shh. Nevermind, Time to Poop...
  • DISHWASHER AND MICROWAVE SAFE: You can rest assured that the print on the mugs will never peel or fade over the time, even under hot or cold...
  • FUNNY ICE BREAKER – enjoy a relaxing morning with your new favorite Glass coffee cup which reads Shh. Nevermind, Time to Poop Mug - Funny Poop Mug...
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED & CAREFULLY PACKED: In order to achieve 100% Customer Satisfaction in 2017 we have changed our packaging to be more durable...
Bestseller No. 3
Foot Traffic, Men's Wacky Novelty Socks, Poop Happens (Shoe Sizes 7-12)
  • FUN DESIGN, TIMELESS MESSAGE: Sometimes things go wrong and we just have to remind ourselves that #@%* happens. Just flush it - and move on! This...
  • MAKES A GREAT GIFT: Makes a great gift idea for the sock lover or collector in your life! Perfect for birthdays, get-wells, stocking stuffers and...
  • BLENDED FOR COMFORT: The custom blend of cotton, nylon, polyester, and spandex makes these socks breathable, soft, and incredibly comfortable. The...
  • THE PREMIER SOCK BRAND: For over 30 years, Foot Traffic has been committed to offer our customers on-trend creative designs, consistent quality, and...
  • UNBEATABLE SERVICE: At Foot Traffic, we want you to be happy. We will promptly exchange or refund any merchandise that does not completely satisfy...
Bestseller No. 4
I Don't Eat Anything That Poops: Sarcastic Vegan Journal - 6"x 9" 120 Blank Lined Pages Joke Diary -...
  • Publishing, Teddy's Funny Sayings (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 120 Pages - 09/09/2019 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)
Bestseller No. 5
Downtown Pet Supply Fun Pet Dog Doggie Cat Poop Waste Bags for Large and Small Dogs, Refill Rolls...
  • Leak proof poop bags that offer reliable strength and durability to keep odors in and hands clean
  • Fun unique designs with multi-colored prints that make picking up poop more fun!
  • Easy perforation allows for easy separation, allowing you to clean up messes faster
  • Comes with 25 rolls, 20 bags per roll of colorful poop bags with fun prints + bone dispenser included
  • Large bags size: 12.5" x 8.5"
Bestseller No. 6
Primitives by Kathy 28599 Classic Box Sign, 3" x 4.5", Until Someone Giggles
  • WOOD BOX SIGN is black with white text
  • DIMENSIONS: 3" x 4.50" x 1.75"
  • SENTIMENT READS: It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
  • EASY GIFTING: Pair with a Primitives by Kathy dish towel for a gift that is sure to make them smile
  • SAY IT WITH SASS: Hilarious, sarcastic or heartwarming - Primitives by Kathy has just the right gift to tell them how you really feel
Bestseller No. 7
Shh.. Nevermind, Time to Poop Mug - Funny Poop Mug - 11OZ Coffee Mug - Mugs For men- Poop Coffee mug...
  • SARCASM IS YOUR LANGUAGE: This mug will show of what are you made. Share your happiness with everybody around you. Start your beautiful mornings with...
  • QUALITY THAT LAST: Made from Premium smooth, scratch-resistant Quality stoneware ceramic for outstanding durability. The SHH. NEVERMIND, TIME TO POOP...
  • DISHWASHER AND MICROWAVE SAFE: You can rest assured that the print on the mugs will never peel or fade over the time, even under hot or cold...
  • FUNNY ICE BREAKER – enjoy a relaxing morning with your new favorite ceramic coffee cup set for your favorite couple which reads SHH. NEVERMIND, TIME...
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED & CAREFULLY PACKED: In order to achieve 100% Customer Satisfaction in 2017 we have changed our packaging to be more durable...
Bestseller No. 8
Oooh Yeah Women's Crew Funny Novelty Socks Poop
  • Combed Cotton Women's sock size 9-11. women's Shoe Size 5 to 10 ,One size fits most women.
  • BOLD & BRIGHT - Welcome to the year of the pattern. Whether you prefer to wear them on shirts, pants, or blazers, bold patterns are taking the world...
  • QUALITY CONSTRUCTION - Oooh Yeah Socks! are constructed to look good and built to last. The high quality construction gives these socks extra...
  • COMFORT - Ideal socks provide you endless comfort and fit just right. Luckily, Oooh Yeah Socks! have the most comfortable socks around. Made from...
  • WASHING - Keep your socks looking their best for years to come. Oooh Yeah Socks! can be washed by machine or by hand. Machine wash cold with no bleach...
Bestseller No. 9
Would Poop Here Again Sign - Toilet Decor 6x12 Rustic Wood Plaque - Funny Bathroom Signs
  • FARMHOUSE WALL DECOR - Looks great with your other bathroom decorations
  • FUNNY QUOTE - "Would poop here again," with four and a half golden yellow stars
  • BATHROOM REVIEW SIGN - Add humor to any guest bathroom, or half bath
  • READY TO HANG on your wall, or display on your bathroom shelf
  • White and golden yellow ink are directly printed onto a 6"x12" wooden plank
Bestseller No. 10
Slime Simulator Games
  • Play with your simulated slime right on your phone.
  • Realistic slime simulation: Stretch it, squish it, and pop it - just like you would with a real slime!
  • DIY Create your very own slime. Choose from multiple materials
  • Arabic (Publication Language)
Bestseller No. 11
A Mug To Keep – I Didn't Fart My A Blew You A Kiss - 11 Ounces Gift Coffee Mug – Funny...
  • A Mug To Keep is a registered trademark of Fred And Levine.
  • PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES. High quality ceramic. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special.
  • Safe for Microwave and dishwasher. Resistant for house and restaurant use. Large, easy-grip handle
  • Great gift for your best friend, dad, brother, boss or boyfriend. This represents an affordable novelty they will appreciate for years.
  • Ideal to show your love on Valentine's Day or to give a nice surprise on a birthday party.
Bestseller No. 12
Blue Q Socks, Women's Crew, I'm A Delicate F--king Flower Women's shoe size 5-10(One size)
  • I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower: gentle and caring and tough as nails when necessary. You too?
  • Very Best Quality: Woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun.
  • One Size Fits Most: Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Left & right leg-specific socks. Design appears on the outside of each leg.
  • Easy Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach.
  • Give Back: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Border. They're good people doing great things around the...
Bestseller No. 13
Cat Kid Comic Club: A Graphic Novel (Cat Kid Comic Club #1): From the Creator of Dog Man
  • Amazon Kindle Edition
  • Pilkey, Dav (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 176 Pages - 12/01/2020 (Publication Date) - Graphix (Publisher)
Bestseller No. 14
Winnie the Pooh (2011)
  • Amazon Prime Video (Video on Demand)
  • Jim Cummings, Jim Cummings, Craig Ferguson (Actors)
  • Stephen Anderson (Director) - Clark Spencer (Producer)
  • English (Playback Language)
  • English (Subtitle)
SaleBestseller No. 15
Ask Me What's for Dinner One More Time: Inappropriate Thoughts on Motherhood
  • Masony, Meredith (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 256 Pages - 09/01/2020 (Publication Date) - Gallery Books (Publisher)
Bestseller No. 16
Cedar Crate Market - Would Poop Here Again Sign on a Candle, Funny Candle Gift for Women or Men,...
  • BEST FUNNY CANDLE GIFTS: Candle with gift box is the perfect friendship candle and makes a funny humorous gift for your best friends.   Everyone...
  • Perfect gift for MANY OCCASIONS: Birthday Gift, Christmas Gift, Stocking Stuffers, 2020 or 2021 Graduation Gift, Promotion, Retirement Gift, Going...
  • 100% All-Natural Soy Candle Hand Poured in Small Batches. Made in The USA.  10 Oz Scented Candle. Cotton With Paper Core Wick That Is...
  • Candle Comes Packaged In A Gift Box, Ready To Give As A Fun Gift For Anyone Or For Yourself!  Great for any occasion - wonderful gifts for...
  • All of our candles are made in small batches so that you always receive a perfect candle! We hand pour each and every candle in our home state of...
Bestseller No. 17
IT'S OK TO FART Socks by Gumball Poodle: Make A Statement, Unisex Gym Sock: Gray, Orange and Yellow
  • IT'S OK TO FART gym socks: Gray with yellow and orange stripes around the top and yellow toe and heal.  IT'S OK TO FART spelled around the top of the...
  • Fits from a women’s size 6 US to a men’s 15 US.  These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and have a thick weave, great for...
  • IT'S OK TO FART design is woven in so the artwork cannot fade. Made of a high quality cotton/poly/spandex blend and the heel has a cushioned foot for...
  • A creative way to show off your unique self expression and a fun spin on the traditional gift for friend, family, boyfriend or girlfriend.  
  • Proudly made in the USA by Gumball Poodle, the original statement sock company since 2008.  Gumball Poodle offers a diverse collection with designs...
Bestseller No. 18
BarkBox 300 ct. Dog Waste Poop Bags, 3 Patterns/Roll, Environment-Friendly, Leak-Proof, Durable,...
  • 2 Million Dogs Strong: BarkBox has proudly serviced over 2 million dog homes. Trusted by 4 legged friends everywhere.
  • Earth Friendly: Sustainably made with EPI technology, 100% oxo-biodegradable, convenient, easy-to-tear, and packaged in cardboard. Minimizing waste...
  • In the Box: Includes 300 thick Unscented, premium-quality bags in 20 standard size rolls (15 bags per roll).
  • Durable For Dogs: Backed by our leak-proof guarantee for an easy pick-up every time. Fits into standard dispensers.
  • Zero-risk: If you or your fur babies aren't happy with our product, we'll make it right.
Bestseller No. 19
My Talking Tom 2
  • Learn new skills
  • Taste the latest snacks
  • Stay clean
  • Pop to the toilet
  • Explore new worlds
SaleBestseller No. 20
The Official BS Button
  • Flashing Buzzer with x5 different Bullshit sound effects and light which will be audible by the press of this button.
  • Dimensions: Diameter: 7.5cm, Height: 5.5cm: Required Batteries: x2AAA (already included): Power supply
  • ge recommendation: For ages +3: Content:
  • Comes with an additional sticky tape velcro fastener for fixing.

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Q: What your poop can say about you?

A: 7 Things Your Poop Says About You Yep, we’re going there If your poop is…Hard, in pieces, and you have to strain to pass it If your poop is…Black or bright red If your poop is…Very loose, but not diarrhea If your poop…Floats instead of sinks If your poop…Smells like sulfur or eggs and you have diarrhea If your poop is…Pencil-thin

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Q: Is it bad for you to hold in your poop?

A: Holding in poop is not only unhealthy but also very dangerous for the state of your body. There are certain things that can happen to your body when you hold in your poop. Poop is a combination of waste material and bacteria that is a result of the body’s digestive system. Everyone’s schedule and frequency differs.

Q: Is eating your poop bad for You?

A: THE VERDICT: Assuming you are a healthy person, eating your own poop would probably not harm you. Eating someone else’s poop could make you sick if they were unhealthy, but eating poop from the right person could cure your diarrheal disease. But generally speaking, Max Read should stick to eating real food.